White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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