Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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