Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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