if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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