i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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