But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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