We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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