..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
well you can't waste a boner
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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