It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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