We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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