She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I will pee on everything he values.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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