We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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