Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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