i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.