i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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