Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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