it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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