Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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