So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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