hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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