can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
3 2 1 whiskey
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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