i permit you to call me
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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