is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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