Where is the hickey?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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