Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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