I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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