butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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