Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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