I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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