you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Someone signed my nipple.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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