I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I FOUND THE LEGS
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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