Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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