I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
