Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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