the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.