Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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