If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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