Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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