I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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