maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
