At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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