so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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