You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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