No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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