I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
