Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
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it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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