erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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