Small penises have feelings too.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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