i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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