im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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