Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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