I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
