is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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