Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I can't turn off my feet"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
that is very illegal...i love you.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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