Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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