Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes