Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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