Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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